What do you get when you put turkey, American cheese, pepperoni, and mozerella cheese on a hotdog bun, nuke it, and dip it in ranch dressing? Something I probably shouldn't have eaten.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was awesome. Tim Burton + Danny Elfman + Johnny Depp = genius. I love it when those three get together. Johnny Depp wasn't even hot in this movie, but I still managed to make Steven jealous.

HotTopic opened in Beckley. I thought that would be a good thing. For the first time ever I actually went into a HotTopic without buying anyting. And about half of the people in the mall probably thought they were Goths. stupid mall. stupid high school kids. I ate at Garfield's. Had some really good cheesecake. Mmm cheesecake.